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◊blockquote{“One thing that is not in my fridge is ketchup and mustard. You know why? Because you
don’t have to put them in the fridge! Too many Americans are putting cold ketchup on nice, hot
hamburgers. And I ask those Americans, When you go to the diner, where is the ketchup? Sitting out
on the table.”
◊footer{Dave Barry, ◊link[1]{profile in the ◊cite{New York Times}}}}

◊url[1]{https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/magazine/02fob-domains-t.html}
